 "Baby Geniuses cost me some brain cells" | 2009-09-14 |
| - Reviewed By englishspadeslover |
| I can't believe that this movie had such a great cast, what were they all thinking when they decided to appear in this unintelligent, stupid film. Nothing about this film was good. I don't even think little kids would enjoy this crap. It's a bad rip-off of "Look Who's Talking." |
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 "Baby Geniuses" | 2009-03-27 |
| - Reviewed By User: A2TZLP3OSVUV6Z |
| The product was delivered promptly and my family enjoyed the movie. However, I wish the movie didn't have profanity in it. When movies have child actors, I would think movie makers would not use profane language. Overall, it's a family movie I would recommend if you can deal with the language. |
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| "Baby geniuses- dvd" | 2008-05-09 |
| - Reviewed By wwwymmas626 |
| I absolutely love this movie it's totally geniuse absolutely brilliant and Sly, Whit, and Carrie are my favorite character's their awesome like in the movie Carrie was thinking of saying her first words to the grown-ups and all and before she does she say's to whit when I start talking in their language I'm just going to quote the gettysburgh address and whit says nah you gotta say da-da or ma-ma they go nuts do it. I love this movie I gave it 5 stars becuase the movie is awesome I just wish they would have came out with a movie soundtrack or a video game for this movie if they would have came out with either or I would defently get both the soundtrack and the game if they would come out with either one. |
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 "Diaper gravy indeed" | 2008-04-13 |
| - Reviewed By User: A8SCX6VUTE05H |
This is one of the worst comedies Ive seen next to Freddy Gets Fingered.
Premise: Some wacky doctor(played by Kathleen Turner) comes up with a crackpot theory that babies might hold the key to life secrets through their gibberish. One of the babies named Sly escapes and the movie continues from then on.
Opinion: Unless you have a threshold for watching movies that are so bad they're painful you would do well to avoid this one. The acting is horrendous and the jokes are lame and predictable. Even the usually reliable and consistent Kathleen Turner comes across as a major ham in this movie. Director Bob Clark must think that moviegoers have tapioca pudding for brains by giving you a movie that relies on cute kids and a paper thin plot. How many times is "diaper gravy" mentioned in this waste of film? IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! This movie was made to appeal to people who loved Look Who's Talking but this movie doesnt have the charm of Look Who's Talking. Its a giant clunky cheesefest that's eyebrow-raising for all the wrong reasons. Plus it's never a good sign when Kathleen Turner and Christopher Lloyd give you the worst performances of their respectable acting careers in a movie. If you are one of those people that like to watch bad movies PLEASE pick something else! |
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| "Baby idiots" | 2008-04-13 |
| - Reviewed By User: A8SCX6VUTE05H |
| I'll cut to the chase on this review. This is the worst attempt at comedy that I've ever seen. The whole story involves Dr.Kinder(played by Kathleen Turner) believes that babies hold the key to life's mysteries through their gibberish. So the quack kidnaps kids and holds them in a facility to test her inane theory. One of the babies named Sylvester escapes, they go looking for Sylvester and kidnap the wrong baby and Sylvester comes to the baby's rescue. The jokes fall flat and they have a bad tendency to repeat a lame joke about poop several times. Diaper gravy is not funny and it will never be! All the crummy jokes and gags are not the only flaw of this movie. Kathleen Turner is at her worst here and the rest of the cast is just awful. If you like jokes that wouldnt even appeal to the most simple-minded kid then you're the type of jello-brained idiot...ooops I meant to say this movie was made for you. Here's more movies you'll love if liked this one: Freddy Got Fingered, Look Who's Talking Now, Home Alone 4: Taking Back The House, Honey We Shrunk Ourselves, The Garbage Pail Kids, Howard The Duck, Problem Child 2, 3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain, Scooby Doo(2002), Dude, Where's My Car and Superbabies: Baby Genuises 2. |
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 "Babies out of Control!!!" | 2007-03-02 |
| - Reviewed By User: A2L35O9XSTCH51 |
Kathleen Turner, star of Romancing the Stone (1986), Body Heat (1981), is the star of Baby Geniuses and plays the same character as she did in Body Heat...as a sexy seductress with her own evil lust and plans for meanness in a PG kind of way. One thing, little babies is what this movie is geared towards. Not kids, not adults, babies.
Christopher Lloyd is there, and it doesn't help the pain. Basically, all babies are geniuses, and Kathleen Turner is the antagonist. I didn't buy this movie, but, afterwards, I had to, because it is soooo stupid. If you are feeling the need to laugh at something, this too, is a movie for you. |
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