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 | All the Best, George Bush: My Life in Letters and Other Writings | |
 | "Cheerleader of the NWO......Eugenics Enthusiast............" | 2009-09-28 |
| Washington insiders deride George Bush as effete and quick to anger. Married to a college dropout simply for her "society" status - he deserves little respect. Lacking feminity, the girth of a large man, and the voice of the self entitled - what resolve he had to mate with her. Puzzling to resolve the fundamental disconnect between enthusiasm for eugenics and personal breeding. | ||
 | Stay Hungry | |
| "Essential for Study of Osteo-Theatrical Trends....................." | 2009-09-08 |
| Sally Fields used to deliver a serious "R", but recently is promoting "iva", which strangely doesn't result in greater rigidity. Her structure is well documented in this early creation as America's greatest bone actress. | ||
 | Chastity | |
| "Explains A Lot....................." | 2009-06-17 |
| In '69, taboo subject of lady love is touched upon (pun intended). Cher's firstborn named Chastity - no wonder she wants to be a dude. | ||
 | FungaSoap Cleansing Wash | |
| "Saved Ma's Toenail..........................................." | 2009-04-25 |
| Mother took to wearing them Paris Hilton shoes - the pointy ones. Whoa, her dogs were barking big time at the end of her day substitute teaching. This product helped stem a fungal outbreak that might have left her with no toenails. Well done! | ||
 | Razor A Scooter (Pink) | |
| "Outstanding Quality..............................................." | 2009-04-13 |
| Mother uses this handy device to get around the Talk of the Town Trailer Estates Park. Slim design ensures tight manuevers. Low friction wheels encourage speedy travel. This wonderful scooter helped Mother find our lost pet - Hammock Rider (our three-legged doggie). He's back happy as can be in Mother's ample lap. | ||
 | Razor A Scooter - Clear Black | |
| "Outstanding Quality..............................................." | 2009-04-13 |
| Mother uses this handy device to get around the Talk of the Town Trailer Estates Park. Slim design ensures tight manuevers. Low friction wheels encourage speedy travel. This wonderful scooter helped Mother find our lost pet - Hammock Rider (our three-legged doggie). He's back happy as can be in Mother's ample lap. | ||
 | Razor A Kick Scooter (Blue) | |
| "Outstanding Quality..............................................." | 2009-04-13 |
| Mother uses this handy device to get around the Talk of the Town Trailer Estates Park. Slim design ensures tight manuevers. Low friction wheels encourage speedy travel. This wonderful scooter helped Mother find our lost pet - Hammock Rider (our three-legged doggie). He's back happy as can be in Mother's ample lap. | ||
 | Reefer Madness | |
| "Thanks for Bringing this Classic Back.........................." | 2008-07-29 |
| This wonderful movie helped our government realize that it needed to use its awesome power to keep us from using a plant that either Nature or God created depending on your beliefs. Clearly, the government is wiser than either timeless omnipotent force. People who use this cursed weed ought to be punished severely. No expense should be spared to track users down like animals and cage them with violent criminals. Great message movie. | ||
 | H.R. Pufnstuf - The Complete Series | |
 | "Barney Rules.............Give It Up..................." | 2008-07-10 |
| In a no holds barred Texas locked cage wrestling match, this big headed creep wouldn't stand a chance against Barney - the titan of stuffed heroes. Our Purple Prince would mop the floor with that stringy red hair. Give it up, Punkinstuff!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
 | iRobot Roomba 560 Robotic Vacuum | |
| "Company for Shut-ins..................." | 2008-06-26 |
| I'm a shut-in, but don't get too envious. Although my life is one of nearly non-stop TV, sometimes I get slightly lonely. Roomba has become my friend, he scurries about tidying up the mess of dust that accumulates on my hardwood floors. I talk to him, his nickname is Rudy, but the little scamp is too busy making things nice for me, Mr. Bright (my Sony Bravia TV), and himself that he doesn't answer. No problem - he's company at least. | ||
 | The Greatest American Hero - Season 1 | |
| "Reminds Me of Myself" | 2008-06-23 |
| I'm a shut-in, so a lot of people underestimate my abilities. Ralph Hinckley is like me - a special person who cares. Many people are fascinated by my insightful reviews and takes on popular culture. They know I'm really special. Wouldn't they be surprised to find that I have magical powers and can fly? I bet they would. Watch this DVD to find out more!!!!!!!! | ||
 | Vacuuming Completely Nude in Paradise | |
| "The Lowdown on Pushy Salesmen................" | 2008-06-23 |
| I'm a shut-in so I have to be very careful of opening the front door. Who's there anyway? Religious nuts and people selling stuff that nobody really needs anyway. Well, this DVD alerts shut-ins like myself to the perils of door-to-door salesmen. They are conniving hucksters. Get this DVD to protect yourself. | ||
 | Sony Bravia KDL-32M3000 32" 720p LCD HDTV | |
| "My Best Friend" | 2008-06-05 |
| I have a TV like this and its my very best friend in the whole world. I call him Mr. Bright due to his wonderful picture. As a shut-in, I am able to live life vicariously through this great TV. Mr. Bright and I travel, have adventures, and even see naughty things together in the comfort of our darkened bedroom. This is the TV for shut-ins like me. | ||
 | The Brady Bunch - The Complete Final (Fifth) Season | |
| "Oliver.............................Why??????????" | 2008-06-03 |
| This obnoxious troll with the Moe haircut and glasses - jeez - came into this family's final season to sow the seeds of destruction. I can barely type this review with my badly shaking hands - the anger after all these years hasn't diminished. Oliver, the little freeloader, just destroyed this wonderful family with his smirking smart-aleck attitude. Mr. Brady was always a kind but stern father who cared deeply for the character of his boys and stepchildren. With the arrival of little Mr. Sass, it all seemed to go down hill. Mr. Brady seemed frivilous and giggled too much. He inflicted his hair with a bad perm of effeminate curls - disturbing!!!! Later fans were devastated by news of his death. I think Oliver drained him of his manly character with his unrelenting sassiness. Unforgiveable!!!!!!!!!! | ||
 | Little Britain - The Complete Third Series | |
| "Shut-in Teases" | 2008-05-27 |
| I'm a shut-in, so it's kind of hard to meet ladies. Seeing these two ladies, I was incredibly excited by the notion of British ladies. By likes of the photo, they're just homely enough to go for a badly a shut-in like me. But OH MY GOD, they're men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even as a shut-in, I'm not tempted!!!!!!!! | ||
 | Return to Fantasy Island | |
| "For Dwarf Lovers" | 2008-05-12 |
| This delightful video harkens back to the days when dwarfs were admired for their rolly-polly innocence and good natured mischief. Dwarfs are of course good luck to all who encounter them. This is in sharp contrast with some of vicious modern portrayls of dwarfs, such as in the dreadful film "In Bruges." I watch "Fantasy Island" and dream of the chance to run gleefully and hug that adoreable little fellow. I'd rub his belly for good luck. Get this and all other films that show dwarfs in a positive light. We, as civilized people, ought to respect dwarfs not kill them as in "In Bruges." | ||
 | Love You Forever | |
| "Lack of Boundaries" | 2008-05-02 |
| Towards the end of the book, the mother drives across town in the dark of the night. She enters the home of her grown son. Mother hoists a ladder and comes through his window (note the long ladder strapped down on her car's roof). She crawls to his bed and checks to see if he is asleep. Finding him asleep, she grabs him and rocks him back and forth in her arms while singing a lullaby. I'm sorry, but this book does a disservice to our youngsters by teaching inappropriate behavior. This mother needs to respect some reasonable boundaries. The behavior mentioned above just doesn't facilitate maturation of a grown man. I think mother is pretty much ruling out marriage or girlfriends for her son. Can you imagine the reaction of a woman to the behavior of this mother? Just think about it! Poor guy. | ||
 | Are You Being Served The Movie | |
 | "Good, But Not Really A Movie" | 2007-08-17 |
| Gave it only four stars because it doesn't live up to its title as a movie. Frankly, its just a long episode of the series, which of course is good. For the price, you're probably better off buying the actual TV series. However, big fans ought to get this one just to complete their collection. | ||
 | Sony KDL-32S2010 32" Bravia S-Series LCD HDTV - Black | |
| "OUTSTANDING TV" | 2007-07-09 |
| This is the absolute best TV that I have ever had in my life. I'm a shut-in that derives most of his pleasure in life from watching television and DVD's. This set does both excellently. Controls are simple and easy to use. The remote is intuitive and has a great grasp to it. It's my new best friend. I'd give it ten stars, if I could. | ||
 | Bing Crosby - White Christmas | |
| "Extraordinary Voice" | 2007-05-10 |
| Bing had a powerfully clear voice that brings out all the nuances of his songs. Keep in mind that he recorded before all the electronic gimmicks that can enhance a musical performance. What you hear is what he sang, which is not necessarily true of current performers. I strongly recommend this album for anyone wishing to celebrate the Christmas season in style. | ||
 | Blackburn Quadrant and Mars 3.0 Combo Bicycle Light Set | |
| "Outstanding Quality" | 2007-05-08 |
| I bought this at a local sporting goods store. It exceeds all expectations that I had. Best ever! | ||
 | Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - The Movie | |
| "Violent" | 2007-05-03 |
| When I think of all the violence acted out by these power rangers, I just go insane: I feel like grabbing the TV and throwing it against the wall. Stop the violence! Can't we have a children's movie about growing flowers or being kind? The Care Bears are a better choice. | ||
 | Spanglish | |
| "Is She Crazy?" | 2007-04-27 |
| Flor (Paz Vega) has a job paying above average wages, her daughter has a scholarship to a school that probably costs about $30,000 a year, easy work, and it's in a good neighborhood. She quits! Retard! The real humor could be in a sequel. Flor could work for a stingy couple with very bratty kids in a barely middle income area, they demand hard work and watch her like she's a thief, she's paid poorly and not on time, and to top it off the husband (overweight, dirty, and nasty) is constantly demanding intimate favors. This while her daughter attends a very bad school where she is abused by fat girls who are jealous of her. That sounds like the reality of domestic workers. | ||
 | Leaving Las Vegas | |
 | "Poor Adaptation of Book" | 2007-04-14 |
| The book is a dark story of losers amidst the seeming glamour of Las Vegas. The author conveys the sheer waste of time and money of this city by the numbers. Why are the corporations so successful? No secret, the odds are in their favor, period. These actors are simply too pretty, too normal for one to connect them to the lost souls foraging for "free" drinks in the sleazy city that liquors up their foolish victims 24 hours a day. The film should have been darker like the smelly stained rugs of dive casinos off the strip. | ||
 | Leaving Las Vegas | |
| "Poor Adaptation of Book" | 2007-04-14 |
| The book is a dark story of losers amidst the seeming glamour of Las Vegas. The author conveys the sheer waste of time and money of this city by the numbers. Why are the corporations so successful? No secret, the odds are in their favor, period. These actors are simply too pretty, too normal for one to connect them to the lost souls foraging for "free" drinks in the sleazy city that liquors up their foolish victims 24 hours a day. The film should have been darker like the smelly stained rugs of dive casinos off the strip. | ||
 | Leaving Las Vegas | |
| "Poor Adaptation of Book" | 2007-04-14 |
| The book is a dark story of losers amidst the seeming glamour of Las Vegas. The author conveys the sheer waste of time and money of this city by the numbers. Why are the corporations so successful? No secret, the odds are in their favor, period. These actors are simply too pretty, too normal for one to connect them to the lost souls foraging for "free" drinks in the sleazy city that liquors up their foolish victims 24 hours a day. The film should have been darker like the smelly stained rugs of dive casinos off the strip. | ||
 | Panasonic DVD-LS91 Portable DVD Player | |
| "Good But A Little Too High" | 2007-04-10 |
| I like the machine a lot, but its price puts it almost as high as a entry-level portable computer that plays DVDs. I'd recommend purchasing the latter at this point in time. | ||
 | Runaway Ralph | |
| "Reading for Enjoyment" | 2007-04-10 |
| A good children's novel that doesn't have a "message" of the left or right to force down kids' throats. Kids can actually read this for fun. What a unique concept in this genre? | ||
 | American Dad, Vol. 1 | |
| "Second Best Cartoon Series Ever" | 2007-04-10 |
| This account of a CIA agent and his dysfunctional family, including a space alien in the attic, is hilarious. It's second only to "Family Guy." I love the sly political commentary built into the story. Everybody loves to hate Dick Cheney, don't they? | ||
 | The Munsters - The Complete First Season | |
| "More Enjoyable in Black and White" | 2007-04-09 |
| Great clasic shows like this seem to have a clasic quality that current programs lack. The lack of vulgarity and PC values makes it even better for all to view. There will never be anyone better than Grandpa, the best vampire in the history of the genre. | ||
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