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| Sony MDR-EX71SL/WK Fontopia Headphones (Ear bud) | ||
![]() | "Good sound, should have lasted longer" | 2009-08-10 |
| I actually like the behind-the-head cord design, especially for working out or moving around the house; I can pull out one side and let it hang on my shoulder and then put it right back in without it feeling unbalanced and hanging off of one ear. However, the silver attachment where the two sides come together does pull downward and can be a nuisance. Also, the cord in general just seemed to get tangled in absolutely everything. These headphones were my preferred set, but they lasted a bit less than a year. Eventually one of the ear cords got a kink which had to be taped, and the plastic connected where the two ear cords come together eventually began sliding off, exposing naked wires, and then just cracked in half. Finally, the left ear bud cover kept popping off of the ear bud. The first six or so times it did that I was lucky enough to find the little piece, but finally it flew off and disappeared forever, so I put on the large cover, which didn't fit as well but was better than nothing, and two hours later that one popped off the earbud and was immediately lost as well. So, time for a new set--I probably won't get this one again. The earbud cover would pop off when the earbuds would get yanked out of my ear, usually when the cord got caught on something (usually if I bent down, it would loop over a drawer handle or something and yank out when I straightened up), or when I would accidently drop the iPod. I was pretty impressed by the sound, though. Much better than the earbuds that came with the iPod. | ||
| Sony MDR-EX71SL Fontopia Headphones with Closed Type Design | ||
![]() | "Good sound, should have lasted longer" | 2009-08-10 |
| I actually like the behind-the-head cord design, especially for working out or moving around the house; I can pull out one side and let it hang on my shoulder and then put it right back in without it feeling unbalanced and hanging off of one ear. However, the silver attachment where the two sides come together does pull downward and can be a nuisance. Also, the cord in general just seemed to get tangled in absolutely everything. These headphones were my preferred set, but they lasted a bit less than a year. Eventually one of the ear cords got a kink which had to be taped, and the plastic connected where the two ear cords come together eventually began sliding off, exposing naked wires, and then just cracked in half. Finally, the left ear bud cover kept popping off of the ear bud. The first six or so times it did that I was lucky enough to find the little piece, but finally it flew off and disappeared forever, so I put on the large cover, which didn't fit as well but was better than nothing, and two hours later that one popped off the earbud and was immediately lost as well. So, time for a new set--I probably won't get this one again. The earbud cover would pop off when the earbuds would get yanked out of my ear, usually when the cord got caught on something (usually if I bent down, it would loop over a drawer handle or something and yank out when I straightened up), or when I would accidently drop the iPod. I was pretty impressed by the sound, though. Much better than the earbuds that came with the iPod. | ||
| SONY MDR-EX71SLWK Fontopia® Bud Style Headphones for Ipod | ||
![]() | "Good sound, should have lasted longer" | 2009-08-10 |
| I actually like the behind-the-head cord design, especially for working out or moving around the house; I can pull out one side and let it hang on my shoulder and then put it right back in without it feeling unbalanced and hanging off of one ear. However, the silver attachment where the two sides come together does pull downward and can be a nuisance. Also, the cord in general just seemed to get tangled in absolutely everything. These headphones were my preferred set, but they lasted a bit less than a year. Eventually one of the ear cords got a kink which had to be taped, and the plastic connected where the two ear cords come together eventually began sliding off, exposing naked wires, and then just cracked in half. Finally, the left ear bud cover kept popping off of the ear bud. The first six or so times it did that I was lucky enough to find the little piece, but finally it flew off and disappeared forever, so I put on the large cover, which didn't fit as well but was better than nothing, and two hours later that one popped off the earbud and was immediately lost as well. So, time for a new set--I probably won't get this one again. The earbud cover would pop off when the earbuds would get yanked out of my ear, usually when the cord got caught on something (usually if I bent down, it would loop over a drawer handle or something and yank out when I straightened up), or when I would accidently drop the iPod.
I was pretty impressed by the sound, though. Much better than the earbuds that came with the iPod. | ||
| Foundation | ||
![]() | "You can tell he was 21" | 2007-06-21 |
| Many years ago I read Prelude to Foundation and found it compelling enough and well-written enough to go through to the end. I always thought I should try to read this epic sci-fi series and get into the history of the Galactic Empire. Fifteen years later I have attempted to do it, but I think too many years have passed and I've read too many well-written books. I gave it the "100-page rule" and after cringing through the dialogue and the over-active descriptions of everyone reacting to each other I decided it's not for me any more. The whole idea and construction is interesting, but the characterization is too painful to wade through. | ||
| Foundation | ||
![]() | "You can tell he was 21" | 2007-06-21 |
| Many years ago I read Prelude to Foundation and found it compelling enough and well-written enough to go through to the end. I always thought I should try to read this epic sci-fi series and get into the history of the Galactic Empire. Fifteen years later I have attempted to do it, but I think too many years have passed and I've read too many well-written books. I gave it the "100-page rule" and after cringing through the dialogue and the over-active descriptions of everyone reacting to each other I decided it's not for me any more. The whole idea and construction is interesting, but the characterization is too painful to wade through. | ||
| Fear Nothing | ||
![]() | "My first try at a Koontz book--perhaps I should try something else" | 2007-05-15 |
| I don't read thrillers that often, but I like a good page-turner during busy times of life when there isn't much room for heavier literature. But I also like them to be well-written. This book only took four pages before I was into eye-rolling mode over the clunky descriptive paragraphs and narration, and the awful beginning dialogues with Snow and Sasha. There are a lot of forgiving people reading this book, or else they really don't mind choking down pages of writing that would make the average person throw tomatoes if it were on a screen being portrayed by real people (and dogs). | ||
| Iron Maiden - The X Factor | ||
![]() | "11 years later, it's finally growing on me" | 2007-04-26 |
| I took a break from Iron Maiden after Seventh Son because I just wasn't connecting with their music any more. When they released X-Factor without Bruce, I was intrigued enough to buy it. A couple of listens and I thought they had really gone down the tubes. Last month I re-purchased it on CD (I originally had it on cassette) mainly because my tape broke and I believe I had treated the album unfairly. A few more listens and Blaze Bayley's voice has grown on me a little better. I still do not believe he was a good choice to replace Bruce, and it's hard to believe that after auditioning hundreds of people that this was the best Maiden could do. But I have enough distance now that I can evaluate the album without comparing Blaze to Bruce and hear the strengths and weaknesses more clearly. My dislikes of Blaze's voice (without comparing him to Bruce): he has a small, tight vibrato that comes and goes. His tone on longer notes sometimes has a nice clarity, and sometimes sounds forced and strained--and I'm not talking about when he purposely roughs up his voice, those parts sound just fine and work well. There's just not much consistency to his tone on his clean vocals. And the big issue: the man doesn't sing in tune. When he dips down in the melody he's often sharp, when he goes up he's often flat, and sometimes he'll sit on a pitch and lose the center of it. Sometimes when a singer does this it becomes part of the charm of a particular song, but this happens over a whole lot of the album and for Maiden is inexcusable. The album also suffers from bloat and weak songwriting. One of the dislikes I had from Seventh Son that is carrying on is Maiden's habit of repeating sections of songs too much--for example bringing the introduction of a song back at the end for "closure" that does nothing to add to what the song has to say, and repeating melodic phrases and choruses verbatim too often. These things prolong the songs needlessly and cause boredom to set in. There are also some rather uninspired guitar riffs and bland melodies. The biggest offenders are the songs based on books/movies, which is a Maiden staple and is usually OK, but here the songs are quite poor--Lord of the Flies, Man on the Edge (Falling Down), and the worst--The Edge of Darkness (Apocalypse Now)--awful, awful attempt at putting the narrative from the movie verbatim to music. Good songs: Sign of the Cross, The Aftermath, 2 A.M., The Unbeliever. The remainders are enjoyable enough to sit through. I really like the overall darker tone the CD sets and it's a nice departure from the usual Maiden sound in that sense. Someday when I round out my collection and do a complete listen through from beginning to end, I'll still be able to listen to this one and find good things in it, but I'll never really like Blaze's voice, primarily for the intonation and tone issues he has. | ||
| Iron Maiden - X Factor | ||
![]() | "11 years later, it's finally growing on me" | 2007-04-26 |
| I took a break from Iron Maiden after Seventh Son because I just wasn't connecting with their music any more. When they released X-Factor without Bruce, I was intrigued enough to buy it. A couple of listens and I thought they had really gone down the tubes. Last month I re-purchased it on CD (I originally had it on cassette) mainly because my tape broke and I believe I had treated the album unfairly. A few more listens and Blaze Bayley's voice has grown on me a little better. I still do not believe he was a good choice to replace Bruce, and it's hard to believe that after auditioning hundreds of people that this was the best Maiden could do. But I have enough distance now that I can evaluate the album without comparing Blaze to Bruce and hear the strengths and weaknesses more clearly. My dislikes of Blaze's voice (without comparing him to Bruce): he has a small, tight vibrato that comes and goes. His tone on longer notes sometimes has a nice clarity, and sometimes sounds forced and strained--and I'm not talking about when he purposely roughs up his voice, those parts sound just fine and work well. There's just not much consistency to his tone on his clean vocals. And the big issue: the man doesn't sing in tune. When he dips down in the melody he's often sharp, when he goes up he's often flat, and sometimes he'll sit on a pitch and lose the center of it. Sometimes when a singer does this it becomes part of the charm of a particular song, but this happens over a whole lot of the album and for Maiden is inexcusable. The album also suffers from bloat and weak songwriting. One of the dislikes I had from Seventh Son that is carrying on is Maiden's habit of repeating sections of songs too much--for example bringing the introduction of a song back at the end for "closure" that does nothing to add to what the song has to say, and repeating melodic phrases and choruses verbatim too often. These things prolong the songs needlessly and cause boredom to set in. There are also some rather uninspired guitar riffs and bland melodies. The biggest offenders are the songs based on books/movies, which is a Maiden staple and is usually OK, but here the songs are quite poor--Lord of the Flies, Man on the Edge (Falling Down), and the worst--The Edge of Darkness (Apocalypse Now)--awful, awful attempt at putting the narrative from the movie verbatim to music. Good songs: Sign of the Cross, The Aftermath, 2 A.M., The Unbeliever. The remainders are enjoyable enough to sit through. I really like the overall darker tone the CD sets and it's a nice departure from the usual Maiden sound in that sense. Someday when I round out my collection and do a complete listen through from beginning to end, I'll still be able to listen to this one and find good things in it, but I'll never really like Blaze's voice, primarily for the intonation and tone issues he has. | ||
| Heavy Metal: Music From The Motion Picture | ||
![]() | "Good nostalgia, not much actual metal" | 2005-12-23 |
| I saw this movie as a youth, and the soundtrack was the first record I ever bought that was rock 'n roll. A good start, I must say. The original record was a double-album. Funny nowadays that you can fit that on one CD. But even after all of these years, some of these tracks still stand out as some of my favorites: Cheap Trick's Reach Out and I Must Be Dreamin', Black Sabbath's Mob Rules, Blue Oyster Cult's Veteran of the Psychic Wars, and the Devo and Riggs tracks are all great. The mellow stuff, even as a kid, I could do without. Interestingly, the follow up movie has a soundtrack that is truly all metal, yet that soundtrack and film are far inferior to this original. The film has aged, but if you were a fan of the magazine back then and can remember what animation was like back then; you can still probably bring yourself back to that time and remember what made it so good. | ||
| Trans-Siberian Orchestra - The Lost Christmas Eve | ||
![]() | "Pure Christmas Cheese" | 2005-12-23 |
| Really, this CD is completely cornball, schlocky, saccharine, sappy, holiday cheese dressed up as a pseudo-heavy metal/dinner theater event. But you know what? I knew that going into the purchase, having listened to samples of different albums over the years, and I bought it anyway, and I love it still. Forget about that nasty Mannheim Steamroller junk that Rush Limbaugh rolls out on his radio show every freakin' year, if you want your Christmas carols to have a beat and keyboards then you need to stop and shop with TSO. This will be my guilty pleasure, because no self-respecting metal head would admit to listening to this (I say that because most of the musicians come from the metal band Savatage), and most listeners of non-metal that I have run this by say the TSO stuff drives them into a holiday rage. My wife effectively banned it from the CD player within four minutes of me playing it for her. Some of my students made fun of it or asked me to turn off the annoying music when I had it on as "between class" background music. I know the music is awful, but these guys play it like they mean it and they do it very, very well. And honestly, I would rather hear "O Come All Ye Faithful" played by electric guitar choir than sing it myself any day. But more than the music, there's a short story involved with it. This made me cringe--a decent high school creative writer could do a better job on a story than what TSO has presented. Every worn-out Christmas cliche is milked and the writing is very clunky. So, choke your way through it once, and then leave it to the music to entertain you the rest of the time. So, it still gets four stars and I will still listen to it and enjoy it, away from others. But hopefully my kids will like it for car rides as they get older. | ||
| Zao - Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest | ||
![]() | "My first Zao CD. I guess it's going to take me a while." | 2005-11-19 |
| Well, having had this for a couple of months now, I have to say I still think it's kind of silly, and I don't really care for it. I was going to give it two stars, but all of the five star reviews here are convincing me that I won't put this CD on my crapheap yet, and will try and find that small window of mood when this music will connect with me. My biggest issue is probably the growling. I don't mind a good growl, but this one just gets under my skin--too one-dimensional. And if the singing is going to be so completely monotone, it would be nice to have something more than rhythms going on in the rest of the band. Usually I can find some common ground to connect with challenging bands and work outwards from there to mine out the gold in each song, but thus far I can't find it with Zao. However, I'm glad they're out there, glad they have a fan base, and ultimately glad that I have this, if nothing else to say I tried it and to fill that empty "metalcore Christian" spot in my collection. I'll pull it out again at Christmas or Easter and see if it fills me with warm hardcore fuzzies then. | ||
| Godspeed You Black Emperor - F#A# (Infinity) | ||
![]() | "Fantastic atmosphere" | 2005-11-05 |
| I've had this CD for a couple of years now, and it is just now starting to seep in and demand recognition for its brilliance. To sum up the disc, a quote from the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "Patience": Bunthorne--"there is more innocent fun within me than a casual spectator would imagine....if you are fond of touch-and-go jocularity--this is the shop for it!" KIDDING! Ha ha. This is music to listen to while standing on a high bridge on a grey and cloudy day while watching your local industry belch filth into the sky--or it would be a good soundtrack for viewing our government in action on TV with the sound off. But if there is one part of that quote that is appropriate--there is more than a casual spectator would imagine. This isn't for driving to the market and bouncing along to a catchy tune. This is for that long road-trip in the wastelands of Indiana in the dead of night. To me, GYBE have represented a face of humanity that is beyond words. They take us to a window of the Western soul that is all too often swept under the rug and makes you stare, contemplate, consider, and envelope yourself. | ||
| Tiamat - Wildhoney/Gaia | ||
![]() | "Nature-core?" | 2005-10-25 |
| I don't remember what it was that convinced to buy this CD, but I must have been in a "searching for new bands" phase. It's pretty good if you don't listen too carefully--by that I mean it's great background music, and if you listen too hard you may try to take it seriously. The singer spends a lot of time sort of growling in a fashion like Ogre from Skinny Puppy if he were whispering sweet nothings in your ear instead of yelling about VX Gas. The music is nothing groundbreaking, but not bad, and if you put it on just as background it's good sonic wallpaper that won't demand your attention. The reason I ask "nature-core?" is due to the growling being about "spiders, snakes, and little mice" and "I count the stars in my hands...to watch them twinkle on my command...As once a year in midwinter songs" and "Honey tea, psilocybe larvae Honeymoon, silver spoon." And this good one including "Overfilled toothpaste tubes, Sleepless and timeless faces, Drippety drop on sugarcubes..." I have no idea where this band fits, which is maybe why I give it three stars, because it exists in my collection as the sole example of its kind. But I wouldn't call it Symphonic Metal (no matter what your jukebox player tells you it is) simply because there's no symphony involved with it, and the songs are not in any way ambitious in a symphonic sense. | ||
| Therion - Lemuria/Sirius B | ||
![]() | "A better use of orchestra in metal than usual" | 2005-10-25 |
| Truly an example of Symphonic Metal, this double disc probably goes where all of the half-assed metal acts out there who color their already existing music with an orchestra wish they could go. This is about 100 minutes of a metal band intertwined completely with a choir and symphony--and I think what makes it unique (at least to my collection) is that no part of the music feels like it has been "added" as decoration--the solo singers and the choirs sometimes are the sole carriers of the melody and lyrics, sometimes the orchestra gets to play without being doubled by a guitar. It all works as an organic whole. I just don't think the music stays fresh over the course of both discs. After a few tunes, the choir seems like it is repeating the same patterns of harmonies, the songs almost never stray from four beats per measure, and none of the instrumental work from the band rises above standard metal riffs. And even though the symphonic writing and presence is way better than most of the discs I own that use a symphony, I wish the orchestral writing was even more intricate. I'm convinced, from the audible symphonic moments, that 95% of the music the orchestra was required to play was sight-readable by the musicians. But considering how much it must have cost to hire them, they probably had limited rehearsal time. Not to say this isn't fun to listen to (at least a few songs at a time). This does hold a place in my collection as a unique example of metal mixed with classical. There are some very pleasant moments, a few good tunes that will stick with you for a while after you're done listening, a couple of corny songs, and a couple of rather bad songs. Lyrically, there's an impressive amount of diversity. I thought I knew a lot about mythology, but this double-disc proved to me that I'm pretty shallow in my knowledge. It's been fun to Google many of the names while listening to the disc. A sampling of lyrics here: "Kingu rules the horned dragons, Ugallu, fishmen, Mushussu, umu, bulls, frogs, scorpions, dogs...Kingu rules the void! In ancient days of Khem, A Pharoah was praising, The sun above Amon, Osiris, Mother Isis and Thoth. Kali Ma, Great Durga, black guna of Maya, See the signs in the end of kala in the yuga. Sheik Adi, Yezid--Say Hol hola! The Peacock Lord is here, the Serpent King will rise..As behre Azide Sarun! Uthark--Code of secrecy Frey, Frey--God of ecstacy Rise, rise from Ginnungagap." You could probably tell--but that is a mishmosh from about five or six different songs off of the two discs. None of it makes much sense, and it is sung by people who are not native english speakers, and mixed in a way that most of the time you'll have trouble following along anyway, so just forget it and enjoy the overall sound being produced. I've purchased a lot of european metal over the years, and some groups can write in english with good phrasing and rhythmic feel for the language, and some have difficulty, which is the case with this disc--lots of unusual pronunciations and interesting syllable emphasis. But hey, I'm certainly not writing ninety minutes of music in another language for full choir, symphony, and rock band, so I'm still impressed (just distracted). The cover art is beautiful for both discs--you get separate books for each disc, and for those of you with Fantasy-fired imaginations I would imagine this could be great background music for reading your Conan books or for RPG gaming. What would have been VERY cool is if this came out in the heydey of vinyl as a three or four record set with a large liner book displaying the gorgeous interior fantasy art in more proper glory. | ||
| Fates Warning - FWX | ||
![]() | "The vocals kill it for me" | 2005-10-24 |
| The only other Fates Warning I own is No Exit, and that one did not grab me, but for years I always felt that I was missing something, and each FW release that came out seemed to call my name, but I resisted. So, FWX came out and I decided now was the time to give it another shot, especially after reading so many good reviews (evil, evil Amazon!). So, after owning and listening to FWX for a year, I feel like I can give a good honest review, and honestly I find this CD harder to listen to with each passing minute, mostly because of the vocals. And it's not even Ray Alder's voice that bothers me, it's the lyrics and melodies--to me they are just lifeless. The band will be laying down some killer riffs and rhythms, great guitar sounds, full of energy, and then the vocal melody comes in with insipid, bland lines that just kind of go up and down aimlessly and never have any emotion or real drive or direction. So, I'm disappointed--it seems this should be so much better. I am glad, however, to have given Fates Warning another go around. Going back over reviews it seems that Ray Alder's voice is the big make-it-or-break-it for most people regarding this CD. For me--broken. | ||
| Adrian Belew - Side One | ||
![]() | "Hate to jump on the bandwagon, but...." | 2005-09-20 |
| I have to agree that full price for just over 30 minutes of music is unacceptable in this day and age. It's just barely longer than some of the EPs I own. From what I'm reading, Side Two is the same deal, so even though I am enjoying the music of Side 1, I won't be picking up Side 2 unless I find it used. I'm a bit mystified why Belew didn't put these on the same disc, because that would actually have been a nice ode to quality vinyl. If Side 3 turns out to have some meat on its bones, then maybe there could be a 2-disc release of this in the future. As far as the music goes, it's all excellent, and if you're already a fan of Belew and King Crimson you won't find anything here new or surprising. To my ears, most of these tunes wouldn't be out of place on a Crimson disc. Belew seems to have ingested the Crimson sound completely, and to me his solo music on Side 1 displays what KC would sound like if it would just lighten up a little. And perhaps that's also what is a little disappointing. When I go back to Mr. Music Head, Young Lions, and Inner Revolution, I hear a much more independent style that I think is missed here. But hey, everyone evolves, and that's important, too. If I were to sum it up in a ridiculously short blanket statement, I would say this disc sounds like King Crimson lite--warmer music without the huge chunky blocks of rhythm, sound and sequences running roughshod over your senses, but with much of the style, humor, and textures. | ||
| Max Richter - The Blue Notebooks | ||
![]() | "Others have already said...." | 2005-09-16 |
| what I was going to say. As I have listened to this for the past couple of months I think to myself..."there's some Glass circa Koyannisqatsi....there's some Part circa Arbos.....there's some Nyman...." etc. etc. At first listen, it seems like Richter is just borrowing ideas, but soon it becomes obvious that, yes, those comparisons can be made, but this music still has its own unique voice that makes it obviously not the work of any of the above influences. And one of the advantages of that is if you like all of those composers (and more in their vein), you'll dig this because it takes so much of what makes them good and gives it to you not only in a renewed musical voice but in a package where you don't have to wait for fifteen minutes for a chord change. Most of these pieces are two to six minutes long. If I have any complaint to make, it's that some of the music is under-developed and I would have loved to hear Richter take some of his beautiful phrases in new directions instead of just repeating them eight or so times and ending them. I have purchased a lot of CDs over the last few months, and this is one of the only ones that consistently finds its way into my single CD player and seems to speak to me no matter what mood I'm in. Warning(?)--as the title implies, a majority of these pieces are in a Blue mood--the rainy day, nostalgic, melancholia kind of mood. The little tidbits of typing and recitation are also very cool, and perfectly set off the vibe of the whole disc. | ||
| Tosca - Dehli9 | ||
![]() | "Good mellow stuff" | 2005-04-29 |
| Well, if you peruse the Amazon review and the rest of the reviews about this album, they more than cover the territory of the musical content. This CD has been a great relaxation album for me--in traffic when I'm stressed or when the job overshadows the rest of the day. Listening to headphones at night with a good book is another good way to enjoy it. I would imagine it would be good party wind-down music, or possibly even socializing background music. It just sails along with a cool vibe the whole way. I have to say, though, that it also sounds like it could accompany a xxx-rated film (not of the cheesy 70s variety, so don't worry). So I guess you could add that it would also fit into that evening with your special someone.
The second disc is very minimal, very dark--almost cold and soulless in its bleak piano ramblings. Perfect for those mid-winter dark nights where you feel the void opening up in the middle of your heart and you need to have a soundtrack that will reassure you that you're not alone. | ||
| Iced Earth - Glorious Burden [Limited Edition w/ Bonus CD] | ||
![]() | "Heavy Maiden/Lite Metallica" | 2005-03-02 |
| I give this album three stars mainly because it is definitely the product of metal veterans. The production is fairly good, the playing is very tight, and there are no blemishes in the performance. However, after a couple of weeks and a few good listens, I don't think this is an album to which I will ever be returning. The good parts-Jon Schaffer has put together an album based on historical events all the way from Napoleon's Waterloo and the American Revolution to 9/11. The booklet gives many great notes from Jon about the historical aspects of much of the material, and makes sure we know that History isn't boring. The second disc (if you get the two-disc version) has a three part suite dedicated to the subject of Gettysburg. The Gettysburg suite is probably the strongest offering between the discs. Tim Owens has a set of iron pipes and can rip your face off with the power of his scream. There is original artwork for almost every song-some of which is very helpful in understanding what the song is about (When the Eagle Cries and The Reckoning-I wouldn't have known they were about 9/11 and the West if it wasn't for the art). The not so good parts-Tim Owens has great control and range, yet something in the production of the disc keeps his voice from really shredding, instead giving us a grating quality that grows wearisome. And this passes on to the rest of the sound. There's just no meat, no teeth in the music. There will be blistering riffs going on and it just feels boring and bland. When I hear tracks off of Something Wicked I have to hold on to my seat. This one...yawn, and I can't totally explain why-obviously there are a lot of people here who don't agree with that. A lot of times I thought to myself-"that really sounds like a fast Maiden tune" or "wow, Metallica did that ten years ago" which is unfortunate because Jon has obviously put lots of love and sweat into this album. Part of the problem is the content-Maiden loves to write lengthy repetitive songs about history as well, and Schaffer resorts to the signature Maiden/Harris DumDigga DumDigga gallop rhythm on at least three songs, and the production values remind me quite a bit of Metallica's And Justice For All (as does TO's voice in many places). Regarding the Gettysburg suite-which deserves its own review-this is the best music on the album. Jon recommends listening with the liner notes because he is aiming for a specific musical picture. It doesn't matter. The music holds together by itself very well, though you probably won't picture things the way Jon wants (which is why he has copious liner notes). For example "at 6:51 the Confederate army advances" or "At 10:05 the music and lyrics reflect my interpretations of the heavy emotion that General Lee must have felt......" The instrumental bits are standard metal bits that won't spark your imagination at all, really, but have cool battle sounds in them. Even though Jon was shooting for those images, they didn't work for me, and I would rather have just the explanations of the historical event without the specific time references and let my own imagination do its thing. Lastly, the use of the Prague Philharmonic just doesn't add what it should. Jon writes about the hours and hours he spent creating parts and how excited he was to work with the orchestra, which is great and certainly understandable. But the way the piece is mixed, the majority of the time all you hear are the violins with occasional flashes of a flute and a few moments with the horn section. And at that, much of the time the violins are only playing what the lead guitar is playing at the same time. I can't imagine how much money he paid to get that orchestra, but the music is simple enough for most community orchestras to handle quite nicely. I would have probably enjoyed this album a lot if I were still in my teens/early 20s. But now, heading into the middle stage of life with a large diet of metal in my past, this album is not satisfying. If you are in the military, I would say this album is an ode to you, and for that it's great. And a final message to the wingnuts who have reviewed this album, too: there are plenty of lefties and liberals who own guns and love history, and aren't afraid of a just fight. This album honors veterans and our military personnel without pushing an agenda. | ||
| Dreamcatcher (Widescreen Edition) | ||
![]() | "Sweet fancy Moses..........." | 2004-10-20 |
| This is one of the worst Stephen King adaptations I have ever seen. I read the book first, enjoying it more than the last few by him I've read. I think many reviewers are being too kind with this film. I will go so far as to say it is almost entirely miscast, with the grand poobah of miscasting being Morgan Freeman. He doesn't come even close to conveying the evil of his character. The British accent of Mr. Grey was nearly unbearable, and the ending, for those of us who have read the book, comes completely from left field. I don't understand what the director and writers and producers were thinking when they penned that. "Hmm, we obviously can't use the King ending--it's heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time and actually wraps up the story in a manner that makes sense. We can't have that." I hope SK got a big paycheck to look the other way because they really took a d*mp on his work. I do believe part of the problem is that SK's dialogue often doesn't transfer well to the big screen. Verbatim tidbits that I remember from the novel coming out of the actor's mouths often fell flat. I give two stars for the things the movie does well. The gestating weasel and subsequent bathroom scene was very well done. The cabin as it gets covered with spores is also great. Actually, most of the first act material is pretty decent (aside from the casting), plus the library/office stuff inside the main character's head. If you haven't read the book, your chances of enjoyment are much greater, and I could possibly see this as a decent monster/action time passer. If you've read the book, see it only as a rubbernecker. | ||
| Basic Economics: A Citizens Guide to the Economy, Revised and Expanded | ||
![]() | "Good basics; with baggage" | 2004-06-26 |
| Thomas Sowell's Basic Economics was useful to me, an utter economic novice, as an introduction to the root concepts of the subject. Since I've read it, economic terms and ideas that I would have merely passed over or ignored as they pop up in daily life are now grabbing my attention and I can pursue them without my eyes glazing over. Not to say that I completely grasp every concept the author laid out, but at least now I feel I have added another dimension to my participation in the world community. The book does have baggage, unfortunately. The book claims to get to the "guts" of basic economic issues using every day examples with no charts, graphs, or jargon. While this may be so, it certainly isn't without bias. Frequently the Conservative Alert alarm went off in my head as Sowell went through examples. And while there is no mention on the book jacket or inside the covers about the author's political placement, further research on him proved my alarm correct. While this did make the book difficult to continue reading at times, I realized part way that while I was getting an education in basic economics, I was also getting a snapshot into Conservative ideology, which has always been hard for me to grasp. The first example of this came when Sowell explains Scarcity vs. Shortage. When a town is devastated by a storm, it is sensible and proper for the local hotel owner to raise his rates, forcing families to share scarce rooms instead of spreading themselves out and using up rooms needed by others. Why the hotel owner couldn't keep rates the same and simply monitor and oversee the room usage (god forbid a community share naturally) was not addressed. I understand Sowell's point and the concept, but the example was one of my first alarm bells. In another spot he speaks to down-sizing and cites General Motors cutting of 50,000 jobs in 5 years. It made economic sense to do this, and the low unemployment statistics suggest that these workers "had plenty of places to go." (Here is one of those places where one of those pesky charts or graphs with solid numbers would have helped to support his argument) He tops that with how it may seem "especially galling" that the execs then give themselves big raises after firing employees. Sowell defends the execs by...well, he doesn't really defend them. They have to get the most work done with the fewest people, and somehow that means they get those big raises. And did you know when we talk about "rich" and "poor" that they're really the same people, and that it's "misleading" to compare them? Because those poor in seventeen years will be in the top 20% of income earners, see? This is an interesting time-warp idea that I look forward to exploring in other books on economics, which I have ordered. And when referring to the "poor" we have to remember to not use emotionally charged words and think from a disembodied economic standpoint: the label is really misused. We're an "affluent country"--how poor can we really claim to be when almost all of us own a microwave and a television set (!!!)? And if you felt, reading this review, that I used too many quotation marks, then don't bother with the book, because Sowell does this constantly for emphasis. To wrap up--overall Sowell gets most of his points across even with these shortfalls (mostly by the use of heavy repetition), and if you didn't get enough the first time around, the revised edition is at least 100 pages longer. Pleasant reading. | ||
| Sunny Day Real Estate - Diary | ||
![]() | "4 stars for now but it keeps growing on me" | 2004-05-07 |
| I don't recall why it was that this album caught my interest--maybe it was the cover, maybe it was the discount price at the store I bought it from, maybe it was the recommendations of other Amazon listeners. I picked it up and put it down at least four times at various places. This is an album that takes time to grow on you. At first listen I found little to like--the music doesn't seem to have much melody (at first), the lyrics are unintelligible most of the time, the singer goes off into mad screeching, and the band seems to be just making noise. Then I sat and payed attention, looked at the lyrics (thank GOD the band supplied a lyric book) and had a few more listens. The music is deep, layered, interesting, and challenging. The singer doesn't really sing too often "on pitch", and seems to be making up the rhythm of the words on many occasions. Sometimes, even with the lyric sheet, I would lose the words he was singing. A couple of times I played a game with myself and wrote down the words I thought he was singing and then compared them to the lyric sheet, often with humorous results. In many of the songs it sounds like someone is stretching out his vocal cords and running over them with a serrated edge. The lyrics are complex to the point that they must be memorized because they don't necessarily make traditional sense, and they're not sung clearly. Like this nugget from Pheurton Skeurto: For two months at least I was happy with just exploring the first three songs. Seven, In Circles, and Song About An Angel are all incredible compositions. If you are willing to spend some time delving into the music (nothing shallow about this stuff) then this is album will definitely reward your efforts. | ||
| Naked Lunch - Criterion Collection | ||
![]() | "A difficult film for the average viewer" | 2004-05-01 |
| I actually own the VHS copy, which I believe is unavailable, but I will be picking up the DVD soon. Simply having the film on disc with a commentary is worth the price alone, in my opinion. I have read the book, and Cronenberg did a spectacular job of bringing an unfilmable book to the screen. Since there are so many excellent reviews already, I will only offer two memories of when the film came out in theaters. First, I recall seeing Cronenberg on one of the late night talk shows, either Letterman or Leno, I don't recall. But he stood up from his chair during the conversation, reached his hands out to the audience and said "Look, it's a COMEDY!" signaling to me how misunderstood the film would be. Of course, if you know anything about Cronenberg, you can expect a challenge when you go to the theater. Second, I then saw the film and convinced my wife (then girlfriend) and five of her close friends to see it with me. Within an hour all five of them walked out of the theater and went to see something else (probably with Julia Roberts--Pretty Woman was high on their list of fave films at the time). Upon regrouping the first thing the most enlightened of the five said was "What the hell was THAT?" I didn't understand the film either, and the lack of a real traditional narrative and plot made for a VERY long first viewing. Since then I've read the book and each subsequent viewing of the film brings out more of the great humor. By the way, to fix one previous observation, the sex scene with Julian Sands involves him turning into a giant Centipede (not a parrot), and the image will haunt you forever. | ||
| Carter Burwell - Miller's Crossing: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack | ||
![]() | "5 stars for quality, 3 for length" | 2004-02-14 |
| The other reviews do a commendable job of recommending this fine score, there's not much to add but a couple of quick notes. A note on the beer commercial thing: the other reviewer was simply commenting that the theme was also used in a commercial, not that it originated there. This beautiful theme has been used over and over again in movie trailers for other films, it's that good. If I remember correctly, it was even used in the trailer for Shawshank Redemption, but I could be wrong. A note on length: the album is only about 30 minutes long, and the theme is repeated within that quite frequently. There are some great moments on this disc, but I would maybe question a full price for the length. | ||
| INSIDE AMERICAN EDUCATION | ||
![]() | "Well written, but read cautiously" | 2003-01-18 |
| Be careful when you read this book. Sowell writes well, but in my opinion his points and conclusions are not always completely grounded or safely backed up. The first blurb on the back cover states: "[Educators] have taken our money, betrayed our trust, failed our children, and then lied about the failures with inflated grades and pretty words." This a huge blanket statement, and unfortunately the meat of the book retains the quote's outlook and generality. Sowell spotlights bizarre occurences and bad experiences in schools and then blankets entire systems with these black spots on education's record. According to Sowell, teachers are of low intelligence and are only looking for the easy way out while damaging children as much as they possibly can along the way. While attacking school structure and curriculum, Sowell takes situations and textual examples out of context, does not actually include any input from teachers or administrators, does not include any examples of actual curricula to back up any of his criticisms, and often quotes disgruntled parents without providing the reader with any background on their situations. He also uses a very narrow sample of schools within which to demonize the entire system. There are definitely problems in some American schools. The problems described in this book don't exist in the schools around my area--we have wonderful caring teachers and great schools for the primary and secondary level. If you are a parent looking for advice in your child's education, look for yourself in your community. Schools will show you their curriculums if you ask. Good teachers and administrators will allow you to observe their classrooms for you to make your own decisions. | ||
| The Art of the Handwritten Note : A Guide to Reclaiming Civilized Communication | ||
![]() | "Inspired me to write again" | 2002-08-15 |
| What a pleasant and useful little book this is! I heard the author on National Public Radio and she was extremely interesting to listen to, and she took calls from people all around the country who are still writing notes and letters to each other and keeping the spirit of humanity and kindness alive in the process. It was a heartening show that led me to ordering this book from Amazon.com. The book starts off by listing basically every known excuse we have as a society about why we don't take pen in hand and write to each other, be it letters or thank you notes, and then gives us the excuses we need to break those bad habits of not communicating with our fellow colleagues with personal handwritten thoughts. The book gives you all of the help you might need to get your note writing back in shape and off the ground. Tips on rescuing handwriting, advice on writing utensils and types of paper to use, ideas on managing your time in order to have time to write, and a whole section on appropriate language and basic etiquette for notes in basically every important social situation you might come across. The Art of the Handwritten Note is an invaluable resource in our era of continuing technological isolation. | ||
| Spiritualized - Ladies & Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space | ||
![]() | "Well played and produced, but what else is new?" | 2002-08-15 |
| This is an interesting album with a wide diversity of sound to its credit. Every tune has something new up its sleeve, which is refreshing in this time of homogenous sounding rock and sugar coated radio hits. For some reason, though, I have been unable to really get into the music. Many of the songs are really only centered around two chords and are then continuously built upon with interweaving motifs that simply repeat over and over again, or else descend into a complete chaos of sound. A couple of words that came to my mind as I listened were "collages" and "washes" of sound and color. Often as I listened I would lose interest in a song after the first couple of minutes, because the same formula of repetition and layering was used so often. I feel the most successful songs are the slow anthem-types. Cool Waves is very nice to listen to, as well as the title track, Stay With Me, and Broken Heart--even though Broken Heart sounds like it comes straight out of a Michael Nyman soundtrack. Which brings me to the dangerous thought I will proffer that there really isn't anything terribly original in this album. My ear was consistently drawn to comparisons with early Yes, Beatles (Pepper era), King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Nyman, Glass...all of which have done it before (better or worse to be decided by fans). Overall a decent enough CD. I heard one of the tracks on a mix tape in the background at a coffee shop the other day and thought it was a fine addition to the ambience of the place. | ||
| The Moviegoer | ||
![]() | "Beautiful and unexpected" | 2002-08-12 |
| I picked this book up after discovering it on many people's lists of must-read novels. I had to attempt reading it twice. The first time I think I came in with different expectations as to what the book was really about and had an adverse reaction to the main character, Binx. I don't come from southern culture and have never been to New Orleans, and I found myself disliking just about every character I encountered. Binx was creepy and disconnected and selfish, and seemed to have an opinion or social box for and abouy every person he came into contact with. He is on a search that to me was just every day late-20's angst. I had to stop reading. I left it for a year, and determined not to be beaten and also convinced that I was not "getting it", I gave it another try. I made it through and found a whole new world of beauty in the words. I was struck again and again by the unexpectedness of Percy's descriptions of places, thoughts, and emotions; meaning they were unusual and perfect and consistently made me think and smile. I still found Binx to be creepy and selfish initially, but I hung in there to see his eventual transformation. There is also a good deal of humor that I missed the first time around. It also helped me tremendously to read with a "southern accent" going on in my head the whole time. One other point that I find cool--about halfway through it hit me how difficult it must be to write an entire novel from the first person, from only one person's point of view, and keep it interesting and deep, which Percy does extraordinarily well. I rarely reread books, but this one may have to be on my shelf for a return journey. | ||
| Front Line Assembly - Millennium | ||
![]() | "Too much of the same thing" | 2002-08-08 |
| This was my first FLA album (and my only one at this point). It's listed last in line of FLA albums on Amazon, so I'm not quite sure why I picked this one first. I am not terribly impressed by this CD, and perhaps I should try one of the others. The main problem I have with Millennium is that it sounds too similar throughout its length. The songs are too long and far too repetitious. The lyrics, while appropriately dark and gloomy, are given to us in a nearly monotone and beat-steady fashion; there is a nearly total lack of melody. I would often find my mind wandering while I was listening to this CD, and would only come back when I realized that there was some annoying buzz going on...oh yeah, the music is still playing--are we still on the same song? We do get a breath of fresh sound with track 6, when they have a guest artist doing a rap over the industrial power beats. Another high point is track 8, which really is a paler sounding Skinny Puppy, but is the closest we get to a melody, and even contains a key change and change of texture. Wow! I'm a fan of industrial music, but this album I felt was just too monochromatic and long to merit any more than three stars, which it gets because it is at least produced well. I have been enjoying their Delerium stuff. | ||
| Schizopolis | ||
![]() | "It should contain nothing that can't be confirmed or denied" | 2002-08-03 |
| ... In a world like we live in, films like Schizopolis need to be spread far and wide. There really is kind of a plot to this film. Steven Soderbergh, who directed and wrote this film, stars in it as well. An employee who writes speeches for a cult known as Eventualism dies suddenly, and Soderbergh's characater is assigned the task of saving the organization with a new speech, part of which must follow the rules set out in the title of the review. Along the way hilarity ensues. The more I watch the film the more I see and the more my mind spins that anyone thought this up and was able to put it together coherently. To me one of the biggest targets of the film is language. There are characters who speak in substitute words: "Hoodwink scatterbox? Hasty landmine?" "Ambassador jumpsuit landmine.", scenes where the characters speak in generalizations (mentioned in Tom Keogh's review), and the whole last act that replays many scenes in the first act and brings together actions from the second act (where both main characters switch bodies into other characters that are lookalikes), but with Soderbergh's character dubbed in three different languages. And you know what? It doesn't matter because you still know exactly what's going on and you don't really care what they actually say, because it's all damn funny in the process. There is the layer of social commentary as well. TV talk shows where the host is so bored he visualizes naked tree cutting, naked man on a bike (there must be something to comment on there), cult followers of Eventualism, paranoia of the mole, reverse female weight desire, ripping tags off of mattresses, loyalty to your company and projects...the whole thing has to be seen to believed. In my opinion this film is far cleverer and funny than 95% of the comedies being produced today. Definitely funnier than anything involving Julia Roberts falling down multiple times. Challenge yourself to a new experience and check this one out. It's one of a kind. | ||
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